A cover of Fallout by Marianas Trench by your friendly neighborhood Tori
my head says “brainwashed assassin, murdered two dozen important political figures over 70 years, tried to kill captain america” but my heart says “tiny precious angel muffin baby who must be protected at all costs”
the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.
One of the best movie scripts ever
that’s because a lot of it was based off of or taken from one of the greatest books ever
How can you hate Deadpool I mean really
In other news this is basically how I feel being home right now and all my friends are scattered around the country
but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
there is absolutely nothing else in the goddamn world more frustrating than watching two people in love not being together because they are just too goddamn stupid to talk
especially when they’re not even fucking real
reblogging for the last sentence
So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"
I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.
To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest, ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”
THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.
Reblogging because this is freakin’ important
the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play
much ado about pussy
Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.