A cover of Fallout by Marianas Trench by your friendly neighborhood Tori

sergeantjerkbarnes:

my head says “brainwashed assassin, murdered two dozen important political figures over 70 years, tried to kill captain america” but my heart says “tiny precious angel muffin baby who must be protected at all costs”

thetremblingofmyhand:

searchingforknowledge:

ethiopienne:

the dialogue in this movie was instrumental in shaping my sense of humor as a child, i swear.

One of the best movie scripts ever

that’s because a lot of it was based off of or taken from one of the greatest books ever

rosejanenoble:

nopantsparty:

travisconleycaughron:

How can you hate Deadpool I mean really

In other news this is basically how I feel being home right now and all my friends are scattered around the country

ACCURATE

rosejanenoble:

nopantsparty:

travisconleycaughron:

How can you hate Deadpool I mean really

In other news this is basically how I feel being home right now and all my friends are scattered around the country

ACCURATE

lv92mudkip:

Goodnight sweet prince

lv92mudkip:

Goodnight sweet prince

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

inhalate:

x


#Preach!

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

inhalate:

x

#Preach!

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

indiedrone:

but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian

sinning-is-winning:

IM FUCKING DYINg

sinning-is-winning:

IM FUCKING DYINg

If you want justice, you’ve come to the wrong place.

hydratedagent:

shyrelock:

there is absolutely nothing else in the goddamn world more frustrating than watching two people in love not being together because they are just too goddamn stupid to talk 

especially when they’re not even fucking real

reblogging for the last sentence

coldaethyl:

ithinkhesgaybutwesavedmufasa:

So, I had a guy hand me his number today and he followed it with, "I mean no disrespect, but here—"

I told him I was flattered but had a long term, serious girlfriend, who I loved very much.

To which he responded, still pleasant and with polite interest,  ”She’s a lucky woman. How long have you been together?”

THAT is how you approach/handle a ‘no’, boys. take fucking notes.

Reblogging because this is freakin’ important

motherfuckingshakespeare:

akafoxxcub:

the best is when you’re reminded that “nothing” is elizabethan slang for female genitals, so shakespeare literally titled his play

much ado about pussy

Ah, Shakespeare. Such fine and serious art. So serious.

phonestrumpet:

guy:

who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

I want to be an overactor in an informercial. I feel it’s the role I was born to play.

MR POND